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00:00 I'm so tired. And I'm so tired, guys, to hear all of the things when you will get a real job. You know, darling, I know how to work with my hands. See? Oh, yeah. I feel it. Oh my gosh. Give me the Penny, don't run. Hello, my name is Eva. Nice to meet you. >> Hi, Eva. Very nice to meet you, too. My name is Karen and this is Kindred Spirits Care Farm.
00:49 We don't have time to chat. Let's go get some more coffee. >> Let's go. So, my day starts with eggs. Nothing new for me. Hello, girls. How are you doing here? Today, I have to pick up all eggs. I have to check every corner there. So, let's start. Oops. I think I found one already. It's like a little game for me. I have to find eggs. H hey chickens, where your eggs?
01:33 Oh, I found a few eggs. Cool. It's yours, right? It's very pretty. I like it. Look at this color. So beautiful. Maybe it's yours. Do you like it? Be careful. We need eggs. I think I see another one. Okay. So great. Don't worry, it's safe place. Don't worry, they're crying because I just grabbed the eggs. Wow, another one. Why you so active? Why you run to me?
02:18 So, it's not a big deal to find eggs for me. Easy job. Oh, I found three eggs. Wow. 11 eggs in 15 minutes. Can you imagine? It's my personal record. And it's still warm. Do you hear them? It mean they're so hungry. So, I have to feed them right now. I prepared a big bowl of vegetables. I have nice cabbage, carrots, and it's all everything for the goats.
03:04 But I want to try too. M delicious. Hey guys, I have food. I have for everyone. Come here. Whoa. Guys, calm down. No need to jump me at all at once. Whoa. Whoa. Oh my gosh. I felt like I'm in a shoot again. Hey ladies, eat more cabbage. It boosts your bus. Trust me, I know that. Why nobody likes a small carrots? You're so aggressive. I know you're hungry.
03:53 I think I need three times more food. It's not enough for all of them. So, I need to bring more food. And finally, the easiest task for me. I have to shear a ship. They told me all I need to do is lay this beauty on her back and gently do my thing. I think I can handle it. Just like in our profession. Get them comfortable and take a little off the top.
04:27 >> This is Daryl. He's a professional sheer. >> Take it from here and tell you what you got to do. >> So, we need to grab that sheep. >> That's sheep. Okay. Hello. Hello. Hello. No, she doesn't want it. Hey, Penny. Why you twitching? Just relax and enjoy it. Come on, baby. Come to me, Penny. Don't run. I think you're going to help me. >> All right, I'll help you.
04:52 >> Okay. >> I'm going to start her. >> Mhm. >> And then a certain point, I'll let you take over. Okay. >> Okay. >> So, as you're shearing, you have to be careful cuz we don't want to cut them. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Okay. Cuz you can cut them really easily. Just take this blade and put it between yours. >> Mhm. Go. >> Yeah, I know. I will try my best.
05:13 Penny, please. Relax. >> Wrist. Str. >> Maybe I have to try to work like a barber. What do you think? >> Penny, relax, guys. Just text me in the comments. Wow, good girls. Good girl. Relax. >> Nice job. Thank you. >> Thank you. I did it. Relax, Penny. >> It's not easy job, you know. Guys, look at my hands. It's all dirty and shakes a little bit because the ship is really heavy.
06:07 Bye-bye. Bye. Okay, guys. Riddle time. It's a long has pointy end. I almost afraid where your mind might went. No, no, no. Correct answer is I imun. Hey guys, I'm here to make your life easier. I never seen so huge birds before. I want to refresh your water. It's heavy. Do you want to drink some water? You need to wait 5 minutes. I'm going to clean it and after you can drink.
06:51 Don't bite me, please. I'm your friend, guys. Okay. The ostriches way too curious, just standing there staring like it's the most exciting thing they ever seen. Okay, guys. Who want to drink water? Come here. You're so cute. I'm feeling like I'm back to Awards because everybody just look at me a little bit judging me. At least emo don't have cameras.
07:31 It's good for me. Drink guys. Great. I really like your neck. Looks so sexy. So guys, my day is over. I'm a little tired. Look at this cute pigs and sheets. Oh my gosh, this is job for me. I think no. Did I like it? Yes. What do you think, guys? Just leave your thoughts in the comments because I'm off to find a real job. I think I'm not a farmer. Thank you. Thank you. You're such a good girl.